To all those people who saw Gigli and said it was a horrible movie... you were completely and one hundred percent correct.

..... but it was so damn funny! holy hell where else can you get the phrase dykeasaurus rex?! it was completely insane. i mean helllo?? they drove around this retard the whole time. that kid carried the movie right there. i mean his dancing scenes.. they included shout outs to his homies... we're talking about a a mentally retarded kid, here... amazing. then he ended up dancing on the set of baywatch, while ben affleck rode off with j-lo, who had coincedentally just turned from gay to straight. wow. just wow.

quote of the night:
"wow, that kid must not have passed the last read-on phonics test..."
-megan talking about the retarded kid in Gigli.
ummm megan? are you sure you yourself passed that one, hun?? HOOKED-on phonics.. HOOKED.... just keep saying it to yourself....

the rest of the night we just talked about queer as folk. Now THAT is some great television right there. Splendiferous, even. Tomorrow I will order the complete first season on DVD from netflix and sometime soon I will hopefully continue the fourth on my Showtime on Demand on my TV. I hope it's not a mistake that we have that... how much would that suck.

Molli (and some of Megan's) countdowns-

JMM5'04- 12 days!!
Garden State comes out- also 12 days!
Gilmore Girls Season 5 begins- 2 months, 4 days!
Gilmore Girls starts syndication on ABC Family- we'll say 3 months, because i'm a bit foggy on the actual starting date..

... boy, my life is sad...